February 21, 2005

Scary Fact

I’ve found dead mosquitoes in my house every morning for some days. Various rude volcanoes on my skin assure me the pests were very much alive some hours ago.

Is my blood poisoning them? Ohmigod! What is that evil broth that’s coursing up and down my veins?

And what’s with the stupid mosquitoes? Don’t they have some sort of sixth sense that tells them to keep away from Inky, the Poisonous One?

This is the cruellest parody of the shama-parwana legend I can think of.

13 comments:

Jetru said...

Um...funny. Is that supposed to happen?O.o

Pleomorphous said...

Whoa! Beautiful template.

And I read somewhere that people who call themselves Inky, Pinky, Ponky or Kinky are poisonous to mosquitoes.

For mosquitoes' sake, wear a name tag!!

Pleomorphous said...

One thing I notice. Off late, a lot of blog templates are into black. Maybe Bhansali has a black blog too...

Joker said...

ink perhaps?

Leela said...

Lol @ Pleo! Lucky girl, Inky. No need for Goodnight or Kachua or Mortein ;-)

Leela said...

Awesome template, chugs/inks.

Deepak said...

Perhaps you are faced with mosquitos with a sensitivity and conscience that makes them commit suicide when they realize the gravity of their torments.

Others have said it, but there is no reason why I shouldn't - Great Template!!!

Ink Spill said...

@Deepak: Thanks! At least someone sympathises with me!
I have people asking me if they can bottle my blood and sell it as poison!

Pleomorphous said...

Whats the point of buying your blood? It would kill them too - they cannot ingest it nor inject it.

Anonymous said...

Pleo chile, people buy poison to kill themselves. Want coffee?

Yinkspill

Pleomorphous said...

I prefer the South Indian filter coffee variety, and that is not common in Pune, so... *nervous* Will you get hurt if I refuse?

Khushee said...

Don't worry, it's not like we have a shortage of mossies in this world ;)

First Rain said...

Wish Dr. Ross found you before beginning his research. Imagine the lives you would have saved :-)