I promise to be a good child. I’ll do everything you asked me to in all the holy books that earthlings fight over. I’ll be an angel on earth and spread your message of kindness and light. All I want in return is one teensy weensy favour.
No, it’s not a valentine for Valentine’s Day. That would not be too bad, but this is far more important.
Please don’t ever make me have to get paperwork done from Delhi University. I will die if I have to do it again.
P.S. It was raining this afternoon with the sun shining brightly. You must not drink in the afternoons. It's bad for your divine image.