February 20, 2005

Rant, Not Poetry

Relax buddy!
You don’t need to hold the door open for me
Polished nails and bejeweled fingers
are perfectly capable of opening doors
As are high heels of walking over coat-less ditches
into corporate offices and stealing your job
If you really want to do something, then why don’t you
call in someone and have that glass ceiling removed
It’s hot in here, dont you agree?

18 comments:

Ash said...

*grin*

Love the new look, btw !

Ink Spill said...

This is the tenth redesign by chugs for hekate/inkspill. And the first to come through without any requests/pleadings/orders for a change from me.
Ergo, he and I are equally grateful to each other. :p

SPECKLED_BAND said...

Breathtaking template: the rant pales before it!

shub said...

ossumly put rant!
n equally ossum template....i lovvvvvvvvve greys! :)

First Rain said...

Return Rant

Goodness Gracious!
Not open the door - unthinkable.
Not wet the coat - undoable.
Glass Ceilings - duh? Was not my floor made of glass, but the ceiling .. was there one?
Relax! without a job? - you are kidding, right?
Maybe I should have followed you through the looking glass,
Does it look different from the other side?


This is a work of fiction. Resemblance to any person, dead or alive, is purely coincidental (Maybe this should have come before the return rant ...)

Anonymous said...

Where did you get the picture from? :(( Lovely, I must say. Didn't get your rant though. Who's this guy?

coolcat

Chugs said...

aaah the feminist bitch!

do u think glass ceilings still exist?

The Feminist Bitch said...

The glass ceiling still exists, but one good, hard kick will be the end of it.

And the kick needn't be directed to the glass per se.

Anonymous said...

Am all for the good, hard kick.

Anita

manuscrypts said...

sesky look , i say :).. and yup, abt time we had a propah ceiling ;)

Anonymous said...

Bah at the ceiling...
There is no such thing as that.

Go put your butt back in that chair and work harder. :-)

Ink Spill said...

@ Anonymous: Now now! don't WE know where hard work can (not) get people?

Primalsoup said...

I loved the post! :) Came here from Ossie's page...

Orange Cloud said...

Finally something that goes with "Ink Spill".

Great job, Chugs

Joker said...

still driving poor chugs crazy huh? love the new look...
yeah isnt the glass ceiling off already?
cheerio!

Pleomorphous said...

The heat could be the greenhouse effect...

anumita said...

Well said! Well said!! clap! clap!!

ggop said...

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