February 26, 2006

Going....going...

box

Won this at the fine and dandy institution called the London School of Alcoholics. Don’t ask me what I did to win it; my maalik log back home read this blog and do not approve of “spirituality”. No Ma! I did not touch a drop! I remember my Gandhian promises! No meat, no alcohol, no women!

Sadly, it’s not whiskey that’s in there, but a square glass with the Jack Daniel’s logo on it. Not the coolest thing I’ve won in my life (according to most websites, I’ve won iPods, though I haven’t got them because I haven’t clicked to choose the colour) but this is something that would be of more value to someone other than me. So I’m doing what any self respecting self conscious and self funded student should do: I’m auctioning it.

Bids start at three pounds only. Delivery in India possible next month. Please leave a quote in the comments section.

All funds go into the non-profit charity FINE: Funding Inky’s Neverending Education

11 comments:

wendigo said...

i will steal.

Hyde said...

If Wendigo is unsuccessful at stealing it, I bid 3.25 pounds (quickly calculating amount in rupees).

Saltwater Blues said...

Hyde : better keep the money ready! :)

richtofen said...

three pounds fifty!

Prerona said...

wow - cool!

Ink Spill said...

Richtofen: I just got an email offer of four pounds for keeping the box and smashing the glass on your head.

Fantastic enemy base you have!

richtofen said...

[deeply, mortally wounded]
over and out.

J said...

Ooooooooooooooooh but I do want to know what you did to win Mr. Jack.

Anonymous said...

Inky-an observation. Your blog shows you as 26 years old, since ages. Will you ever grow up? Sorry for asking personal questions.

Hyde said...

Inky is Peter Pan and her friend Wendigo is actually Wendy.

Ink Spill said...

Dear Anonymous (and this time I know it's not my mother, for she has given up on me growing up ever), I am really sorry that the year is being so horrid for you that each day feels like forever.
I cannot change the way time works, unfortunately, and you'll have to bear with the 26 for another six months, after which Blogger will update it automatically. Meanwhile, why don't you leave your ID and we can talk to pass the time?