November 26, 2005

Geek Porn

Now that I have your attention, a couple of things before we proceed to the real thing:

Heard about two people buying wedding dresses worth 26 thousand rupees each. Wotta waste! Then wendigo tells me this is the going rate, and some people spend 5 lakhs! Man! As marriages become less and less a once in a lifetime thing, wedding ceremonies become more and more once-in-many-lifetimes affairs!

Wendigo has been showing French movies from the 1950s. All of them have the same plot. Guy running from the law. Girl calls the police. Guy dies. If she gets one more, I’ll beat her up. I’ll still watch though…

Rash had a baby boy. Which is a much nicer thing than saying baby boy had a rash. (Omigod! The abysmal-sense-of-humour virus is electronically transmitted!)

And for geek porn: Just right-click and select View Page Souce. What you get is geek porn.

Thankyouverymuch.

6 comments:

wendigo said...

abbe, post ka naam change kar.
get a heart attack everytime i seem to see 'greek porn'...

Ink Spill said...

Saawan ke andhey ko hara hi hara dikhta hai...

david raphael israel said...
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david raphael israel said...

Inkspill--
okay I'm obtuse. I don't doubt your punchline has a meaning -- and presumably carries a punch. Alas, both aspects are lost on me. In the usual run of things, it's considered gauche to explain a joke. But in case of a geek joke, surely all such holds are unbarred, no? Do consider.

cheers, d.i.

Ink Spill said...

Dear Dear Dear di di di,
:)
Right-click on a web page and select View Source from the drop down list ...the "unclothed" html code for the page will appear in a pop-up window.

regards.

david raphael israel said...

oops - pardon the dupe.

Ah, I'd not considered this "unclothed" notion. The naked data. well