In a restaurant called The Tibetan Kitchen, Leh. Guy with 5 girls at a table
Guy: Can we have some fresh apple juice
Waiter: No sir, only bottled juice
Guy (suddenly getting firang accent): Is it Snapple?
Guy (maintaining accent): Snapple. The juice you're going to give us. Is the brand Snapple?
Waiter: No sir. Gulbadan.
At the Big B-School of B'lore, Staff Canteen, where Sis (Thinky) took me for coffee
Professor: Hey Thinky, what does the number on your T-Shirt signify?
Thinky: Oh that's my birthdate!
Professor: A guy once told me a joke. Give me any number and I'll represent it as "A to the power B plus B to the power A"
<some gibberish exchange later>
Professor: Like 24 is 23 to the power 1 plus 1 to the power 23
Professor, Thinky and I: Hahahahahahahaha
Later, I: Puke Puke Puke
In office today:
Dude: There is no comedy in my life!