July 02, 2006

The Matricide

Today I was buying detergent after a long long time, and I browsed through the choices leisurely. Suddenly, I remembered a little incident.

When I was about five or six, and every new titbit of knowledge was laden with excitement, some girl in school confided in us: "If you want to kill your mummy, just feed her a little detergent."
This home remedy did not go down well with the group. "Hawjee! What a bad girl. How can she talk about killing her mother?" was the content of the buzz that went around instantly.
My first thought was: "My mother isn't stupid enough to be fooled into eating detergent! It tastes odd!"

The head. It is screwed on wrong.

6 comments:

wendigo said...

boohoo, miss you already :(
you will too, once distracting elements are outta the way.

and welcome back to london, jijjajee...

Anonymous said...

rotfl

-sis

Avis said...

Hawjee!!

sfk said...

They were talking about killing their moms and you think you're the one with the brain screwed on wrong?!

Jon Cox said...

O CrAzY!!!!
I love your blog, it's interesting & well done! AWESOME layout and profile image as well, VERY COOL! :o)

shub said...

kidhar ho?