The Ten Commandments: Version 3.9

1. Thou shalt not agree with your colleague if she wants to invite your manager to see a movie.
2. During the movie, thou shalt not make jokes that your manager understands but your colleague does not.
3. During intermission, thou shalt not change you seats at some random person’s request.
4. Thou shalt not think up evil plan of playing joke on colleague who has gone out for popcorn.
5. Thou shalt not connive with a manager who is as evil and insensitive as you are.
6. After the prank, thou shalt not continue cracking jokes and making manager hysterical and colleague pissed off.
7. If the colleague gets really offended and disappears after the movie, thou shalt not accept the manager’s lunch invitation.
8. Thou shalt not take the seventh commandment lightly.
9. Thou shalt not be seen by three nosy female colleagues having lunch with cute-but-engaged manager.
10. If thou hast broken all the above commandments, thou shalt not go to work Monday, to avoid interrogation by totally unconcerned persons.

No matter what thou dost, thou shalt be branded a harlot.

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