July 09, 2009

Learning, Unlearning

Age 5: After a blood test, you get lots of chocolates.

Age 29: After lots of chocolates, you get a blood test.


Age 19: Attendance does not matter. Knowledge is all.

Age 28: Knowledge does not matter. Attendance is all.


Ages 5, 10, 15, 20, 25: Mummy knows everything.

Ages 7.5, 12.5, 17.5, 22.5, 27.5: Mummy knows nothing.


Age 6: Boys are evil

Age 25: Evil boys are the only company worth keeping


Age 12: The human body converts carbohydrates into energy

Age 18: Some human bodies convert oxygen into fat


30 days to go before the big three oh! Expect pithy wisdom all month!


Anonymous said...

brilliant brilliant inkyness. i'm totally with you on evil boy gyaan as well as oxyfattification gyaan.

heeheehee word verification: wheem


sajith said...


fishbowl said...

wise, so wise!