July 09, 2009

Learning, Unlearning

Age 5: After a blood test, you get lots of chocolates.

Age 29: After lots of chocolates, you get a blood test.


 

Age 19: Attendance does not matter. Knowledge is all.

Age 28: Knowledge does not matter. Attendance is all.


 

Ages 5, 10, 15, 20, 25: Mummy knows everything.

Ages 7.5, 12.5, 17.5, 22.5, 27.5: Mummy knows nothing.


 

Age 6: Boys are evil

Age 25: Evil boys are the only company worth keeping


 

Age 12: The human body converts carbohydrates into energy

Age 18: Some human bodies convert oxygen into fat


 

30 days to go before the big three oh! Expect pithy wisdom all month!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

brilliant brilliant inkyness. i'm totally with you on evil boy gyaan as well as oxyfattification gyaan.



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wendigo

sajith said...

Auntieeee.

fishbowl said...

wise, so wise!