February 20, 2007

Ballooney

Once upon a time in ancient history I was in kindergarten. Before Sports Day, our teacher told us all to get a balloon each the next day, for the selection race for the grand final balloon race on sports day. So Mamma and Papa Inkspill bought me a balloon and sent me off with a hug and a kiss.

For the uninitiated, a balloon race involves running up to a chair on which a balloon is placed, sitting on the balloon and bursting it, and then running to the Finish line. Mamma and Papa Inkspill were definitely among the uninitiated, because they bought me a huge, industrial strength balloon that Godzilla could have sat on and not busted!

So during the selection race, we all ran to the chairs and tried to squash the balloons. Everyone who had got the holi-water balloon type contraption or the extremely tacky and mostly self-exploding birthday balloon was done in a second and ran to the finish line. I, however, sat and sat and the balloon would not bust. My face progressively became pink, red, purplish red, reddish purple, purple, tear-stained purple, but the balloon refused to bust. The selection race was over but I was still sitting on the balloon. I am sure people must have been laughing at me but I could not see anything. A teacher came and rescued me eventually.

I don’t know why this incident came back to me today. Maybe that was the day I was thrown out of the race (by which is implied the balloon race, the racing sport, the rat race, and, I am afraid, the human race)

5 comments:

PizzaDude said...

Came here from shub's blog.. Totally enjoyed reading your blog :)

And yes, I can understand how embarrassing it must have been for you during the sports day :)

Anonymous said...

sooooooooo sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrry,dear!
uninitiated,we were, as u said!
LOVE,
r&n

wendigo said...

it sounds like a very cruel sport, this. as if bursting balloons weren't traumatic enough, you now have to burst it under your bum. and feral childhood competition is added to the mix. tsk tsk

apu said...

nice post..and I love your template...

Nishant said...

almost got tears in my eyes....
laughing