You-Rekha!

Have accidentally hit upon an amazing diet plan, which involves only one visit to a dentist! Just go and get a wisdom tooth pulled out!

Before:

1. See something tasty and fattening
   
2. Eat it
   
3. Become fatter
   

After:

1. See something tasty and fattening
   
2. Eat it
   
3. It will taste nice for a few seconds
   
4. A bit of it will lodge itself in the gap at the back of your mouth
   
5. Your tongue will get sprained trying to maneuver it out
   
6. You will spend ten minutes rinsing
   
7. You will spend five minutes brushing
   
8. At night, the tiny food bit will start hurting your gum
   
9. Bleary eyed, sleep deprived and half-day-pay-lossed from office, you'll visit the dentist the next morning
   
10. You will have to watch a Tamil movie on a mute TV screen in the dentist's waiting room for 45 minutes
    
11. The dentist will spray foul chemicals in your mouth
    
12. Your tastebuds will take two hours to recover from the spray
    
13. You will go back in time and NOT eat the tasty and fattening thing
    
14. You will not grow fatter (unless you have a metabolism like mine)
    

The bone apparently does not grow back for three months after tooth removal, so you can lose a LOT of weight. Repeat cycle for every wisdom tooth, and you never have to exercise again.