tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-92756312024-03-06T23:41:01.428-08:00InkspillKoi sune ya na sune, kehti rehti hai. Kuchh likh ke aur kuchh zubaani...Ink Spillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13643494624735462233noreply@blogger.comBlogger646125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9275631.post-16464416278015859452012-10-13T12:49:00.001-07:002012-10-13T12:58:25.773-07:00Bowl Baby Bowl!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Stories heard in one’s childhood can leave a strong
impression. I can never forget one my grandfather used to tell me: about a
prince who rode up to a stream on a hot summer day, and as soon as he bent to
scoop some water to drink, a village girl dunked mud into the water. She did
this twice or thrice, and he finally asked her why. She told him cold water
drunk when one is hot and sweaty makes one ill, so she was preventing his
mistake. Impressed by her good sense, he made her his queen.</div>
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I have more than a few problems with that story of course,
but I always know better than to drink ice-cold things when I’m just out of the
blazing heat, thanks to the village girl. However, this post is not about that
story. It’s about a story that perplexes me no end as an adult: the story of
the wooden bowl, originally, I believe, by Tolstoy. It’s a simple tale:
Grandpa’s hands tremble and he spills food frequently -> son and
daughter-in-law get angry -> son makes him a wooden bowl ->grandpa
humiliated at having to eat from it -> kid sees this and starts hacking on
piece of wood -> his parents ask what he’s doing ->kid says he’s making
bowls for his parents’ old age -> parents are extremely apologetic, and
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Either I had magical powers to understand the emotional
aspects of this problem, or I never gave it enough thought, but I was sure it
was wrong to shift a person with a challenging condition to a tool that was
more conducive to his/her situation. The parents were just solving a very real
problem. Did they stop feeding grandpa? Did they make him clean the mess? No
and no. The son made “by hand “a dish that grandpa could use without trouble.
Did grandpa like spilling? Unlikely. So maybe the problem was that he felt
singled out. Why did the parents then solve the problem by taking grandpa back
to difficult crockery? Why not shift the whole family to wooden bowls?</div>
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It’s not a trifling matter, one’s reaction to this story. It
reflects your attitude to family, to old age, and to problems vs. emotions. It could
determine how you choose to live a large part of your adult life, and many
decisions that you make! </div>
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Personally, I just found a beautiful <a href="http://boingboing.net/2012/10/13/crowdfunding-a-10-year-olds.html" target="_blank">news story</a> online, which
got me thinking about this childhood tale again, and if you’re feeling too lazy to click today,
a 10-year-old girl, whose father is a product designer, created a special
spill-free mug for her Parkinson-affected grandpa and her klutzy dad.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>She’s now looking for funding. I cannot think
of a better resolution to this story. </div>
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Do share your reaction to the tale if you’d like. I’ll be
grateful. If you think I'm dead inside, do not hesitate to point out.</div>
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Ink Spillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13643494624735462233noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9275631.post-87187482014022666382012-09-03T13:01:00.000-07:002012-09-03T13:01:29.569-07:00Swiss Diary<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Growing up in India, it was impossible to escape visions of
misty green mountains and flowing chiffon sarees that are the cultural
ambassadors of Switzerland thanks to Yash Chopra & co. Would it not then be
sacrilege to live so close by and not pay Switzerland a visit? As I explained
this fact to my husband, he did what any long-suffering married man would do.
He handed me his credit card, blocked 5 vacation days on his calendar, and went
back to work. It takes ages to get your man to this level of give-uppyness, but
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Off to Switzerland we went then, on a train so sleek and
fast that it has often swept the eyelashes off my anatomy when it has whooshed
pass my platform at small stations in Amsterdam. Never able to sit peacefully
in one place, I managed to find unreserved seats right behind the driver, and
get a cockpit view of the journey through Germany.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>As I type this paragraph, I realize that
writing about the next eight days will take me reams and reams of virtual
paper, so I’m just going to write a helpful article for any of you planning to
undertake a Swiss odyssey.</div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Where to stay:</b>
Look at the map of Switzerland. It’s a fairly big country. Now zoom out and
look at the map of Germany. THAT is a really big country. When in Switzerland,
just stay wherever you find affordable (good luck!) and comfortable
accommodation. We had booked ourselves into a number of different cities, but
in hindsight, seven nights in Basel or Bern would have been more or less the
same. If you’re staying at hotels that are a notch below your usual standards,
make sure to include a night at an Etap hotel, which makes everything else feel
miles better. A big thumbs up to the YMCA hostel in Basel, which has clean and
comfortable en suite rooms, an affordable breakfast, and access to a sparkling
communal kitchen, which brings us to the next point:</div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">What to eat:</b> Euro
notes or, if you want a colourful meal, Swiss Francs. About 6 hours into your
Swiss visit, you will realize that you cannot win the battle against food bills.
When McDonalds is twice as expensive as back home, and back home is a fairly
expensive Western European country, then you know you’re in trouble.
Fortunately, two gigantic supermarket chains: Coop and Migros have stores
almost everywhere, and if you go in the summers, you’ll find that spending under 20
francs on yogurt, salads, fresh fruit and some cheese and bread for two makes
for a very satisfactory compromise, at least once a day. Sit down for a hot
meal, and you either lose no less than twice that sum, or you ingest good old
McDonalds, (I bet the 100% recyclable burger boxes come back as coffins for
the patrons). Of course our vegetarianism means that we go prepared to just eat
our own socks if needed when we travel through Europe, and things might be
different for you.</div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">How to go about:</b>
As soon as you land in Switzerland, throw your bags in the hotel, eat the Toblerone
on your pillow, grab something cold to drink before you get a heat stroke (Yash
Chopra, I want my money back! I got sunburn and rashes in "misty" Switzerland)
and head to the ticket counter at the station, and get your Swiss Pass. One
magical ticket to all the trains, buses, trams and boats for the rest of your
trip. It’s not cheap by any standard, and you’d probably not spend that much
money if you just did what you came to Switzerland thinking you’ll do, but when
you’re on a train with your Swiss map spread in your lap, and you see a darling
little station that you just MUST hop out at and explore, and you can guess
with a little common sense how you will find an alternate route back, then the
Swiss Pass lets you do just that! The map that comes along with the pass is your best friend. We took a total of 21 train rides within
Switzerland, about 5 boat rides and a cable car ride as well. Would we have
done as much without the pass? Never!</div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">What places to visit:
</b>That’s something we can all safely agree to disagree about. Of all the
places we managed to visit, Bern was my favorite walk-through city, Zurich my
favorite overnight halt, and the hike down from Lake Tr<span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">ü</span>bsee to Engelberg my favorite scenic bit. The best thing about
Switzerland is that if you find yourself travelling to a tourist trap that’s a
big letdown, you can go visit something cute or surreal or sublime that is
always just half an hour away! We ran from Interlaaken within an hour, and took
refuge in a small lakeside town till our train back showed up, with our grocery
store yogurt to keep us company. </div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Trains:</b> The Swiss
Pass says on the back that we’re in a country where transport runs on time.
They are not exaggerating. It’s only because the Swiss are a peaceful and
non-violent nation that half-severed bodies who did not board their posteriors
at 9:00 sharp are not seen regularly on trains. Also, every train has unique
character and charm, and the ones with pull-down windows can con you into
thinking trains are something you stick your head out of. I was pulled back
into the coach by the husband’s aghast look and an approaching electric pole
that almost gave me a new hairstyle. The Glacier Express was beautiful despite
the dismal lack of glaciers in the summer, and though civilized folk will tell
you otherwise, it is quite ok to carry your own sandwiches on board and refuse
the criminally expensive three-course meal everyone else chooses to have on
board. </div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">What to carry/buy:</b>
Carry a camera with a decent memory card and a reliable battery, and everything you
need to charge it up and take hundreds more pictures the next day. There are
some kooky safety plugs in many hotels that do not let you use even European
plugs, but you can get convertors from the hotel. And whatever else you might
need, because Switzerland is not a great place to be buying clothes and
essential supplies from. In fact, unless you have cow-bell dementia from too
much Shahrukh Khanning, you needn’t buy anything except some chocolates for
folks back home. Buy coffee at Starbucks once or twice a day, and four francs
will get you a visit to the loo, a drink of water, a laxative (can’t call that
sludge coffee, I’m afraid), and 20 minutes of Internet time to download the map
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">And finally: </b>The
famous sights are so full of tourists that you’d think the roads of India and
China would be empty all summer. To avoid rib-cage fracture and the frustration
that comes from the vague sense of unreachable aloo parathas or sambhar cooking
somewhere nearby, study the itineraries of tour companies online. Note down the
10-odd places in Switzerland on their <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>“must-see” list. Don’t see any of them.</div>
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Ink Spillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13643494624735462233noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9275631.post-64644773585544056572012-06-28T09:46:00.000-07:002012-06-28T09:47:59.131-07:00Your Mail Has Been Archived<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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News of Nora Ephron’s death prompted me to revisit an old
favorite: <i>You’ve Got Mail</i>. It was probably one of the first few films my sister
and I saw alone in the theatre, and then we often revisited it thanks to a VCD
we bought. In 1998 when I saw it first, it was the cutest, romantic-est,
absolutely the best thing ever-est to have ever released, and it was to re-live
that romantic euphoria that I kicked my husband off the sofa last night, put my feet up, clicked on the play button, and invited Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks to sweep me off
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14 years, you are an awful lot of time. Not only was the
courtship quite cheesy and the plot borderline silly at times, grey-haired old
me was also unable to focus on the mush! All I could think of was the chain
bookstore vs. mom-and-pop bookstore showdown, and how the very Internet that
gave the smug and idle book mogul the opportunity to meet and date an
idealistic-yet-hapless “shopgirl” has fantastically pulled the rug from under
the mammoth bookshop chains around the world. </div>
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We were in the US recently, and the husband (whom I trapped
online, perhaps encouraged by this same movie, I now realize) took me around
Seattle, his favorite city in that large and scary (to my now-rural senses)
country. Most of his time on his earlier visits there was spent in bookshops,
and over the years I was wooed with beautiful books, bags and umbrellas (don’t ask) from
Borders, Barnes and Noble, and others. I was lucky to browse through Borders in
my London schooldays, but they had vanished by the time I finally made it to
the US. We visited Barnes and Noble four times in our three days there, and I
am sorry to say that not only did we not find a single book on our reading list
on their shelves, but we shamelessly used their free wifi to compare price
labels with Kindle prices and found the difference quite drastic. A second-hand
bookstore fulfilled all our wildest bibliographic fantasies, much to the
amusement of our friends, and we lugged home a bargain (by European standards).
We went to the chain bookstore only for the novelty of the experience, the very
thing that Meg Ryan’s shop was providing in 1998 New York. </div>
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Meanwhile, big chain stores continue to swallow small
businesses whole, and You’ve Got Mail2.0 could well be an online (preferably
over iPhones) romance between a local baker and a grocery chain owner, a tailor
and a department store heir, or a carpenter and whoever (God bless them!) runs
Ikea.</div>
</div>Ink Spillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13643494624735462233noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9275631.post-86995726045424300212012-05-20T13:37:00.002-07:002012-05-20T13:39:16.837-07:00A Random Sunday In the Life Of, etc.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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The rain this morning gave us a great excuse to veg out at
home and watch Satyamev Jayate (after the CSA and the dowry episodes, gender
determination will double, I’m sure) and read in ghastly postures all over the
house. After a very basic lunch, my toes found their way into the side of the
sofa and that strange bone sticking out of my skull (since forever) was merrily
burrowing its way through the husband’s leg, and I was ready to nap for two
hours and repent for four, when the sun showed up, Bangalore kicked their own butt
out of the IPL, and we decided to head out for a coffee and a walk. <o:p></o:p></div>
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The girl at the neighborhood coffee parlor calls us
“chocolate cake” (Racist? Maybe. We’re brown and bitter for sure), and served a
nice thick slab of our favorite coffee accompaniment as we read some more on
her sofa. After that, we decided (as we
do every other day) that we’d go shopping for shoes. Both of us have this
perpetual vague need for new shoes (although we own only two pairs each at any
given time in history) and today we randomly chose the husband as the shoe-shopping
candidate. After trying on some fancy ones and lusting after some obscenely
expensive ones, he settled on a simple pair and for the first time in about 6 months, our
shoe-shopping expedition actually ended up in a purchase. <o:p></o:p></div>
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As our pupils adjusted to the sunlight outside the shoe
shop, we spotted a secondhand books fiesta! No doubt the rain had ruined half
their day, and probably half their books as well, but there they were, in all
their glory! Our first forage yielded
three books and after a long search for the absconding stall owner, we were
cheerfully greeted by a gentlemen who said life was very simple, and three
books were two euro fifty, and he did not want the books anymore... they were
ours. The next stop had us fall in love with a quaint little Dutch comic book
on which no price was mentioned, and the surly gentleman at the stall said it
was five euro after careful study of the comic and of the books jutting out of
our bag. When I smiled and put the book back, he scowled and said “don’t want
it for five? It’s twenty then!” I smiled some more and walked on. The husband,
spotting a good book that was threatening to shed its cover, asked if I’d like
to read it. The pencil mark said it was fifty cents, and the stall owner
shrugged hopelessly and said he’d have to give it for that price then, wouldn’t
he. As we counted five and ten cent coins to make up the fifty, he was sure we
were about to ask for a discount, and we assured him that we were not those
people. Everyone at the book bazaar is bitter in his or her own way, and why
wouldn’t they be? Many of them were probably around when books being available
to and affordable for every one was still a fascinating idea, and in their
lifetimes, they’ll probably have to throw away half their stock because nobody
wants it anymore! For a change, we were not really bitter today, as we found
our first real bargains books-wise in this lovely but expensive city of ours. <o:p></o:p></div>
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We lugged the books around town on a beautiful walk, and are
now back on the sofa and it’s time to read some more. Shoes and books and sofas
and coffee…what more does one need in life? <o:p></o:p></div>
</div>Ink Spillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13643494624735462233noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9275631.post-20852652025526017252012-05-09T13:20:00.000-07:002012-05-09T13:20:29.268-07:00Of Human Bondage<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Just finished reading Somerset Maugham’s Of Human Bondage.
The ghastly-looking paperback edition was one of the husband’s wise purchases
on our recent trip to Bangalore, and once I started, I did not know much peace
or quiet till I finished it.<o:p></o:p></div>
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My mother started feeding me “good” literature from her
dad’s collection in early teens when it was, among other things, a practical way
to keep noise levels down in the house. Quite cocky and self-assured at 17, I
embarked on a 5-year study of English literature and read most of the defining
works of fiction of the last 500 years or so, and perhaps these shaped the kind
of person I grew up to be. At the same time, I’m not sure I did (or indeed
could have done) justice to the brilliant writing and thinking I consumed, and
there was a considerable element of pearls-before-swine in my history of
burying my nose into books.<o:p></o:p></div>
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In recent times, while I’m surrounded by a very diverse
selection of books courtesy the husband’s myriad interests, my own purchases are
of dubious literary standards, and seem to be evading the truths of life, much
like me. <o:p></o:p></div>
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(If you’re married to me, do not read beyond this line.
Hugs.)<o:p></o:p></div>
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It was wonderful, therefore, to come across this
semi-autobiographical work by Maugham, and as the <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">bildungsroman</i> progressed and a philosophy of life unfurled, the air
was knocked out of me more than a dozen times. The academic or casual study of
a writer’s perspective is a faint spark compared to the blazing fire of near-complete
identification with a world-view espoused by someone decades before you were
born, and who came to it by a path completely different from yours. As the book
came closer to its end, the sense of identification started to wear off a bit,
and the final resolution offered by Maugham disappointed me immensely, but as
he and I believe, there are other ends to stories.<o:p></o:p></div>
<!--EndFragment--></div>Ink Spillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13643494624735462233noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9275631.post-67769340258702746362012-04-02T02:57:00.000-07:002012-04-02T02:58:24.050-07:00Looking Before and After<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:officedocumentsettings> <o:allowpng/> </o:OfficeDocumentSettings> </xml><![endif]--> <!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:trackmoves/> <w:trackformatting/> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:donotpromoteqf/> <w:lidthemeother>EN-US</w:LidThemeOther> <w:lidthemeasian>JA</w:LidThemeAsian> <w:lidthemecomplexscript>X-NONE</w:LidThemeComplexScript> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> <w:dontgrowautofit/> 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The being 30 (ok 30+) and making decisions… the really big ones… knowing that there will be consequences, and knowing that when you’re blaming you past self for your bungled up life tomorrow, you’re very likely to remember that you knew full well what you’re getting into. You could not have seen into the future, but you could have made some very good guesses. <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Dear past self: I’m glad you had some fun, and it wouldn’t have hurt to have had a little less of it. But it’s ok, you didn’t know better.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Dear future self: YOU knew better all along. 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The driver told them the ticket-punching machine on the bus was broken, so they needed to use the one at the bus stop. After punching two tickets, the other machine also sputtered and died. Like lost pigeons, they turned their heads back to the driver with blank expressions. He shrugged, walked up to the machine on the bus stop, gave it five tight slaps and a good shaking, dislodged about a gazillion bits of paper from it, and then took one passenger’s ticket and punched it successfully. <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Italy. India. Same difference. <o:p></o:p></p> <!--EndFragment-->Ink Spillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13643494624735462233noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9275631.post-89668767329932423492012-03-06T13:07:00.002-08:002012-03-06T13:09:00.525-08:00Deewar pe tangi hai gali kaafiron ke sheher ki<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdGqqw4I_YRVAy0E9Fs5r8_Q_hLoGLMw0PsGvE2ek4tpYkjJC054Mqieind29N5uvqfa9q8aXnDbHE-zKkkhxfxt9QiTLdj53R60-rx5dn36Ny0l9wWhT_d5Nlg-9-C5_UJ4Hqaw/s1600/DSC01405.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdGqqw4I_YRVAy0E9Fs5r8_Q_hLoGLMw0PsGvE2ek4tpYkjJC054Mqieind29N5uvqfa9q8aXnDbHE-zKkkhxfxt9QiTLdj53R60-rx5dn36Ny0l9wWhT_d5Nlg-9-C5_UJ4Hqaw/s320/DSC01405.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5716894006412375074" /></a>Ink Spillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13643494624735462233noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9275631.post-2074425508639528202012-02-29T10:34:00.002-08:002012-02-29T10:36:50.026-08:002012: A Love StoryThey sat side by the side on the couch near the window, reading their books under the warm, fake sunlight of the powerful halogen bulb they had bought along with a lamp Ikea decided to call “Not” (usage: The Sun is shining…Not!)<br />Her toes tucked under his leg, his foot resting on the ugliest coffee table in the universe, and only the intermittent sound of flipping pages breaking the silence of their comfortable companionship…<br />Suddenly, his heart racing, he put down his book, turned to her, put her book down as well, and removed her spectacles. Unaccustomed to romantic outbursts, she waited with bated breath for his next move.<br />“Multiply 17 by 24” he said, a manic excitement in his voice. “Do it in your head!”<br />Now THIS was the kind of romance she had come to expect after five years of marriage. She started crunching the numbers in her head. He gazed into her eyes with the passion of either a psychopath or a scientist, or perhaps both.<br />“It’s TRUE! Your pupils! They’re dilating when you’re straining your brain!” he shrieked, pointing at the book.<br />She had to see it for herself, of course. So off came his spectacles, 15 was multiplied by 27 in his head, and his pupils dilated to her satisfaction.<br />With their spectacles back on, they resumed their reading, and lived in considerable happiness for a fair number of days in the future.Ink Spillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13643494624735462233noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9275631.post-28088535762269251002012-02-12T10:52:00.000-08:002012-02-12T10:58:49.914-08:00Please collect your belongings from Belt Number 13The big black bag <br />has my husband’s name <br />on a blue tag<br /><br />The small blue case<br />has his parents’ address <br />on its face<br /><br />The brown one unlocks<br />with the address<br />where I grew up in frocks<br /><br />Every now then we do this little dance<br />Going home to home, and back home<br />For the benefit of KLM and Air France<br /><br />The carousel goes round and round<br />Till my luggage, and I, are foundInk Spillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13643494624735462233noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9275631.post-58050927307384608812011-12-30T06:01:00.000-08:002011-12-30T06:04:40.457-08:00Alvida 20112011, you’ve been very mean to a whole lot of people, but you’ve been a darling to me, and I’m sending you off with a smile! You took me to Paris and Rome, London and Prague, and dozens of other new and wonderful places, you swept me into an amazing new life in the cutest little house by the river, you put a bicycle under my bum and wore out my shoes with all the walking you let me do!<br /><br />More than anything, you sat me down and taught me all the things I am not, and forced me to confront the facts and deal with them. You gave me hours and hours to come to terms with myself, and though I used many of them to watch TV series and movies and read books, I think we made some major progress!<br /><br />Oy yaar 2011! You made the husband start eating eggs, and have got me living off the poor guy’s salary while he feels a wee bit sad about the discomfort I feel in doing so! Tu pehle kyun nahin aaya 2011? Anyway, now please do proper knowledge transfer to 2012 about how to treat me. Thanks. Have fun wherever past years go to rest, and don't believe anything 2004 says about me.Ink Spillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13643494624735462233noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9275631.post-17730086095767333472011-12-17T14:35:00.000-08:002011-12-17T14:36:53.369-08:00Take TwoHere’s a thought experiment:<br />If you could be ANY TWO of three things: healthy, wealthy and wise, which would you choose and why? The one you choose not to have will not become available to you via the presence of the other two: for instance, as a wise, healthy person you will not find a smart way to make money. Also, the one you don’t choose cannot take away the ones you HAVE. If you choose to be a rich but unhealthy person, your medical bills won’t ruin you financially.<br />So think about it and choose two and tell me why you chose them.<br />My choices would be to be healthy and wealthy. My simple reason: If I ignore health, as a wise and wealthy person, I’ll wish I had the ability to do something with my assets, and I’d always have a nagging sadness at the back of my mind. As a healthy and wise person, the sorrow would be a little less, but whenever I’d see a financial roadblock on my path to further wisdom and health, I’d be irritated. As a rich and healthy fool, I wouldn’t have the wisdom to miss wisdom, and if I saw a wise person who was either sick or poor, I’d toss my fabulous hair, pull my Burberry coat a little closer and say: “Poor geek!”<br />P.S: You’d think there would be a great deal of stigma attached to NOT choosing wisdom. You’d be right. However, I won’t judge you, I promise. I already traded my sound judgment for hotness and an apartment in London.Ink Spillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13643494624735462233noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9275631.post-63344976703936824972011-12-03T12:52:00.000-08:002011-12-03T12:57:47.039-08:00Out Of The Blue(s)I’ve been missing from the blog for a very long time, and with good reason too. Since this is a navel-gazing forum for the most part, I shall now explain why. You are free to escape at any time. Just look for the fluorescent strips along the floor and they will guide you to the nearest exit (which may be behind you.)<br /><br />So the reason I’ve been away is that I’ve had a considerably tough time adapting to my new life. It’s not homesickness, it’s mostly the horrifying Dutch job market, and the realization that there is very likely no place for a person of my ethnicity and professional background here in the current economic scenario. It has been very difficult to accept that I shall not be conventionally employed for the foreseeable future, that I will have to choose between travelling on a whim and taking expensive Dutch lessons, and that even if I learn Dutch, it will be time to leave before I can reach a level of proficiency that enables me to put it to use gainfully. All this left me quite sad, my self-confidence shattered to bits (and not only because my neighbors used to ask me in the lift if I was a cleaning lady when we first moved in,) and it did not help that my only friend was a cat who liked to rub her face on my leather shoes. <br /><br />I did not know I was such a people person. My mother thinks I permanently have a cold, because I clear my throat each time I start speaking to her on chat. That’s because my voice kind of goes away because of not having been used for the last six hours, and I have to cough it back into existence! Those who know me will vouch for my constant jabbering and I kind of miss my nightly jaw pain from spewing nonstop nonsense. This silence is a huge change, and has taken some getting used to.<br /><br />However, as fog envelops my new home, the internal fog has lifted. I have made peace with my new life, and now I have a routine that fills my day with purpose and fun. And on this difficult journey, I have had loads of help from people who I must thank for being there. So here goes:<br /><br />1. The husband: Poor guy, for months he has come home battered from the pressures of a new job to a high-strung, agitated woman who is all set to unleash her frustration and verbal diarrhea on him. His patience has ensured that we shall be celebrating another wedding anniversary soon. <br />2. My office: I was surprised that the boyfriend/fiancé/husband had been at the same job for six-seven years when we met, and since then have been constantly messing with his head to make him keep changing jobs and evolving. At the same time, this September I complete 5 years of association with MY workplace, which continues to indulge me and my insanity. A big thanks to my boss and colleagues who fill my days with work and fun and gossip, and bank account with pocket money even though I am thousands of kilometres away. <br />3. My family: They all have lifestyles that make me exhausted at their very thought, but they still take time out to sit before my stupid face for an hour on Google video chat to make me feel that they are right there (and also glad that they are not actually right there. Evil smirk.) <br />4. The Internet: I have a noisy office environment all day in my soundproof house. Marathon sitcom streaming allows me to work among some of the wittiest fake people in the world. It feels like “I Am Legend” when I reach the end of a series, but then I just get reassigned to another team.<br />5. Ramkali: My tiny foldable second-hand cycle with one handbrake has gone from being a pain the arse (literally) to my almost-daily companion on long and pretty rides around the suburbs. She makes me feel I have wings, she gives me the exercise that really does improve one’s mood as the experts claim, and she does not care where I’m from and what language I speak. For all that, I love her, and thank her.<br /><br />P.S.: I am not alone in my misery. Wise Ishani has more info <a href="http://parisites.blogspot.com/2011/08/culture-shock-etc.html">here</a>.Ink Spillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13643494624735462233noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9275631.post-27200967672521041022011-09-29T12:05:00.000-07:002011-09-29T12:08:10.527-07:00Home is where the dhaniya patta isTrain of thought green-flagged by <a href="http://www.deepakg.com/blog/2011/09/in-which-i-try-to-define-homesickness/">this</a>:<br /><br />Can’t blame Fate, really. It’s almost always been my bright idea to hop off the straight path and move bag and baggage to new places and new experiences. I remember how, on my first stint away from home (which was already the fifth bricks-and-mortar-thing I called home), I used to lie in bed, close my eyes, and try to recall each and every minor detail of the house. Once it took me a minute to remember our car’s registration number, and that shocked me! This oh-so-long adventure was just for three months, but created in my mind a (very possibly misguided) Home-Life dichotomy, and when the time came to make decisions, I regularly started choosing Life over Home. Many comic attempts were made to move to other cities, and a few of them actually succeeded. This meant a new home every few months, with not much motivation (and frankly never too many resources) to convert bare flats and rooms into tastefully decorated residences. With marriage came further confusion, and the hometown itself has now split into two, and perhaps it is my eternal pessimism that my spirit grates and perishes on the long road between my two homes instead of finding solace and belonging in the two sets of loving arms at each end…<br />I would be homesick if I knew which home to be sick about. I wistfully remember the entire floor I had to myself for a while in my childhood home, the (scandalous!) unisex hostel in Ahmedabad, the balcony in Pune that opened onto an endless stretch of treetops, the riverside hostel in London, and the sunsets through the palm fronds in my Bangalore home, but leaving each one of them has enriched my life, so I don’t really wish myself back there. (People-sickness is another matter altogether! I can’t do without my gang but I don’t really feel I have to do without them thanks to my superfast Internet connection!)<br />If I really look deep into my obviously-not-red-enough heart, I now carry my home with me. 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{mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Cambria; mso-ascii-font-family:Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-hansi-font-family:Cambria; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;} </style> <![endif]--> <!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal">When we tell people in the Netherlands what brings us to their country, the standard reaction is a smirk, and the statement (sometimes preceded with an apology for the generalization) that they should have guessed! Indians in the West means IT and computer programming!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">This used to rile me up but I had nowhere to take my impotent rage. Just as I imagine Dutch babies being born on bicycles, they probably imagine bespectacled Indian babies being born tapping away furiously on keyboards. While I hope both images are making you smile like they’re making me, it’s all wrong, wrong, wrong!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">I’ve been thinking about it, and from a purely sociological perspective, one can imagine why the average Indian the West encounters is an IT person. Remember our lives 15-20 years ago? Between our family backgrounds, our religions and communities, our role model relatives, peer pressure, our still limited options, and the absence of an international perspective in our daily lives, life for us was going pretty much in directions determined by external forces. Then the computer (even without the Internet) came in and changed the rules of the game. Costing more than they do today, they probably never made it to most homes, but at reasonable prices, they became accessible to most urban teenagers in “training centres”. Here was a new thing that parents who wanted kids to be 100% studious could not say no to. No caste or community could lay claim to or criticize this machine. Rudimentary English skills could get you into this hobby/profession. “Accomplished” Uncles and Aunties could not say whether this was better or worse than being the doctors, engineers and architects that they were. <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">One machine came and lifted an entire generation out of a spider’s web of tradition and expectation, and did not discriminate based on Daddy’s salary, Mummy’s hopes, your academic grades (based on irrelevant-to-life syllabi) or your geographical location. For anyone who wanted to be an individual, West-style, the computer was a passport. And many used it. And aren’t we glad they did?<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">It’s these escapees you see programming computers and creating apps in your country, O cycle junkies. The funny thing, though, is that the spider’s web has now comfortably woven itself around the computer. All the relatives now want you to be a “computer engineer” and “status families” are willing to pay huge dowries for geeks. However, it’s still something anyone can work towards, and that’s why the next Indian you will meet at Schiphol, coming in with his suitcase full of Indian spices and a pressure cooker (C’mon! THAT isn’t about to change anytime soon!), is going to be a computer programmer. <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">P.S.: I am not a computer programmer, and you won’t give me a job. That is another reason why you don’t see more people like me, and I have a feeling you’re happy about that. Now sell me your bike at half price a.u.b. Dank u wel.</p> <!--EndFragment-->Ink Spillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13643494624735462233noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9275631.post-17602169586305409272011-08-02T12:48:00.000-07:002011-08-02T12:50:10.837-07:0011 Benefits of Unemployment<!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal">After going on a not-so-joyous joyride up and down the sinusoidal curve of dealing with unemployment (rejection, reapplication, stern rejection, depression, ah chuck it!), I am pleased to report that I have figured out a bunch of advantages that my situation allows me, and am making the most of it. If you are huffing and puffing on the job hunt treadmill, this post will give you reassurance. If you are approaching a coronary in your hamster-wheel of a job, this post will make you insanely jealous. So, without further ado, the bright side of joblessness:<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:Cambria;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latinfont-family:Cambria;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">1.<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span>Look at your sofa. Look how the sun’s rays caress it gently. Now lie down upon it. See how you can stretch you entire Indian height on it easily. Now hug the cushion and take a nap. When you wake up 20 minutes or 2 hours later, life will still be the same, except it will look nicer!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:Cambria;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latinfont-family:Cambria;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">2.<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span>Remember your workday morning routine. Do you ever remember the back of your knees ever being dry? Whether it is the hasty dressing after a morning shower or the running about, or just the sitting in a chair all day, this crucial part of your body suffers! Now each time you bathe, pat dry the underside of the knees and sun-dry completely before puling on sweatpants!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:Cambria;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latinfont-family:Cambria;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">3.<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span>Take your cycle out of the garage. At 2:30pm, your only enemy on the road is UPS trucks. Get fake confidence in your cycling abilities. Fake confidence begets real confidence. You could never get that in rush hour!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:Cambria;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latinfont-family:Cambria;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">4.<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span>Watch 10 episodes of a sitcom in a row. Ok, that just makes you a loser. But you know it’s fun, and it’s the one item on this list that you might end up doing, so I’ll leave it in…<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:Cambria;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latinfont-family:Cambria;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">5.<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span>Earn some good karma. Go to the railway station, where hapless tourists from across the world are seconds away from missing trains, or are walking confidently in the wrong direction. Startle them by offering them help. You’ll get more smiles in a day than your colleagues give you in a month!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:Cambria;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latinfont-family:Cambria;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">6.<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span>Throw the clothes iron away. Pack away your stupid shirts and their collars that are limp enough to not be presentable, but not too limp to bend into grotesque shapes! Buy some nice wash and wear clothes, and wash and wear them all the time. <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:Cambria;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latinfont-family:Cambria;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">7.<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span>Experiment in the kitchen. Do not have goat cheese with sundried tomato bread, or put red cabbage on nachos to make them healthy. There’s creative and there’s stupid. Remember the difference. <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:Cambria;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latinfont-family:Cambria;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">8.<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span>Did I mention naps already? Oh yes, the ones on the sofa. Smile to yourself as you make your bed in the morning. Soon enough, you’ll be back for a nap, or to watch sitcoms and eat cabbage nachos propped up by pillows. Try doing that at work, you employed smugmugs!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:Cambria;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latinfont-family:Cambria;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">9.<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span>Go for walks! We all know that every branch of every chain store has the same stuff at the same price, but the thrill of discovering it for yourself is something else.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:Cambria;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latinfont-family:Cambria;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">10.<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span>Plan holidays! Did you know that well-planned trips thought out thoroughly in advance are about 3-4 bucks cheaper than impromptu ones? And the stress of planning them makes them all the more welcome!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpLast" style="text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:Cambria;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latinfont-family:Cambria;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">11.<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span>And finally, get your lazy ass to send out job applications daily, and do all the freelance work you get! This blasted honeymoon is not going to last forever! Do something! How come everyone else can find a job but not you! Shove that fancy degree where the sun don’t shine! Why did you not become a computer programmer? What’s this wishywashy thing you call a resume? Maybe showing up at some office with a WILL WORK FOR TRAIN TICKET placard will get you somewhere?? Ok breathe…breathe…<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <!--EndFragment-->Ink Spillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13643494624735462233noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9275631.post-28947423625172163002011-08-01T01:13:00.000-07:002011-08-01T01:22:53.887-07:00Wheee!Everyone learns cycling as a little kid. If you grow to be a chronological adult before you can ride, you still transform into a wide-eyed kiddo the moment you can balance and pedal at the same time, for the very first time! This past month, I've stood on the pavement of the lane near our house and bent from side to side in automatic imitation of my wobbly darling on his first ever bike as he tumbled down the slope going this way and that. After about a dozen such sessions, something clicked yesterday, and as he turned back to beam at me after his first successful 10-metre stretch, he looked like a 7-year-old boy. <div><a href="http://www.deepakg.com/blog/2011/07/learning-to-cycle/">Here's his account</a> of the adventure.</div>Ink Spillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13643494624735462233noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9275631.post-47824067455678982772011-07-20T15:01:00.000-07:002011-07-21T14:20:11.693-07:00Wednesday Night Stream of Semi-Consciousness<!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal"><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Uh oh where am I? Whose house is this? Well it is the landlord’s of course but now it is quite ours in the small and bare way that houses seem to become ours. And out the window is more water than a girl from the DDA flats has ever seen before. Remember when the tank was on the third floor and mom had to climb up a bamboo ladder to see that monkeys had not made off with the lid? <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Sofas are nice. Never really had one ever before this. The coffee table continues to be ugly but it’s one of the few things made of real wood, unlike the Ikea activity that’s just collapsing like a punctured balloon if struck hard! The oven is big and is tempting me to start baking, but if I make a cake or a batch of cookies, then we’ll just have to eat it all ourselves won’t we? That girl in the student residence in London gave us such nice brownies… but I can’t imagine sharing a kitchen with anyone ever again! Except with the husband, who’s gone from not eating eggs to serving them sunny side up with a flourish that would impress Gordon Ramsay, even though that dude is usually just being an ass on TV on the rare days when we watch the TV because when you’re on the sofa in front of the TV, it’s much nicer to turn your head just a little bit and see all the water outside the window…the water I wish I had for long baths when I was a kid. It’s nice, this house. The first time that a house is OURS, even though funny mail comes into the letterbox, and someone else’s name shows up when you punch the number in the keypad at the entrance. <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Yes. I think I will bake something nice in this nice house. </span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <!--EndFragment-->Ink Spillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13643494624735462233noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9275631.post-49669906188747904602011-07-16T06:10:00.000-07:002011-07-16T06:16:12.371-07:00Three Evenings in Paris!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwdx8hEC_P-RiPb-WwyWuNJNJVTrk_QYlo8oYnbewfRH_yCvnLn5fD0RhXlwQP62p4MB-dERQBMIdQm87CfYWMx4BQGT5OpSz7nm3JoTA-vc4bTMnflEfQ6YVV_A4U5SZ-Qa6yXA/s1600/P1010531.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwdx8hEC_P-RiPb-WwyWuNJNJVTrk_QYlo8oYnbewfRH_yCvnLn5fD0RhXlwQP62p4MB-dERQBMIdQm87CfYWMx4BQGT5OpSz7nm3JoTA-vc4bTMnflEfQ6YVV_A4U5SZ-Qa6yXA/s320/P1010531.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5629938105242044530" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCBhwIUrO6uwIJTbgn0sDh7myXm2kgKfKyEUncEzgvjaCWnfia-baOf5UB0wwfiXkjoTML8b65wnrpz17EtkxF6I1hvWD9hxCe4eC7luc06akfW8Yy0-LHrevvcJZIrcxZWPyuXw/s1600/P1010446.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCBhwIUrO6uwIJTbgn0sDh7myXm2kgKfKyEUncEzgvjaCWnfia-baOf5UB0wwfiXkjoTML8b65wnrpz17EtkxF6I1hvWD9hxCe4eC7luc06akfW8Yy0-LHrevvcJZIrcxZWPyuXw/s320/P1010446.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5629938100296343682" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7S5u6JA7WjBcPHYXA9eoDbkG9H1y9qcbtUJ2EnTCgB2-EM4xB-dBltNmVCdxaF9EBJPETgS_nkIAnfEtil2mw8znYcAqSPQsvVbaDvj2LptZ-rwY0hyuUchE4eEeiSxQopIhMqQ/s1600/P1010383.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7S5u6JA7WjBcPHYXA9eoDbkG9H1y9qcbtUJ2EnTCgB2-EM4xB-dBltNmVCdxaF9EBJPETgS_nkIAnfEtil2mw8znYcAqSPQsvVbaDvj2LptZ-rwY0hyuUchE4eEeiSxQopIhMqQ/s320/P1010383.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5629938096849374274" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibCZlarNMAOodbNZbNZASxt-8A_kFmfsRccfm4yo35OGedTC9KAQR4ic1LhCdgq9-aH3TFuL9mG_1o8mDv_jyf7KfL8l1y0piKNUBhwMfcyi1ULphiTf7XSmEOWkkQhcDSxqE9Og/s1600/P1010283.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibCZlarNMAOodbNZbNZASxt-8A_kFmfsRccfm4yo35OGedTC9KAQR4ic1LhCdgq9-aH3TFuL9mG_1o8mDv_jyf7KfL8l1y0piKNUBhwMfcyi1ULphiTf7XSmEOWkkQhcDSxqE9Og/s320/P1010283.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5629938091121909554" /></a><br />Just back from a three-day trip to Paris, and it’s quite pointless to say “Paris is lovely” or “Paris is beautiful,” because Paris is Paris, and that is that. It is quite pointless for me to try and write a post about it.<div><br />Somewhere between climbing up the steps of the Eiffel Tower, blowing kisses to Mona Lisa at the Louvre and Sarkozy Dada at the Bastille Day Parade, the city and its friendly (yes!) people made me vow to myself to visit as often as I can.<br /><br />If you’re a virtual tourist reading this post, I’ll put you in the best hands I know. If you want to fall in love with Paris, just click <a href="http://skippin-trippin.blogspot.com/2010/02/return-of-flaneuse.html">here</a>.<br /></div>Ink Spillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13643494624735462233noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9275631.post-46502102536246145832011-07-10T14:48:00.000-07:002011-07-10T14:49:21.870-07:00Trainwrecked!Yesterday, we went on 6 train rides and spent the day in Brugge, sleeping on some lovely grass, eating some pointless nougat, clicking some beautiful buildings, and lamenting the presence of the bazillion or so tourists (oh the hypocrisy!)<br /><br />But this post is about train ride number 6, between Antwerp and Amsterdam, between 9 and 11 at night. At one of the stops on the way, two girls got on, took their seats, switched on music on their phone loudspeakers, pulled out packs of food, popped open cans of aerated beverages, and started talking, singing and burping(!) quite loudly. Everyone on the train seemed exhausted, at their wits’ end, and just wanting to go home and crash. Some people tried to politely remind the girls that there were other people on the train, but the girls yelled “Sorry? Sorry” loudly with one hand cockily placed behind the ear, pleading deafness. The protestors sat back in their seats murmuring and shooting stern glances in impotent rage. The girls laughed it off and went back to singing and burping.<br /><br />The husband, who had aged about 10 years since the morning, what with chattering banking interns from Mumbai discussing inter-caste marriages, British schoolgirls playing tippy-tippy-tap and other such high-pitched noises that had shaken his inner peace, was at breaking point with these girls, who were sitting right next to him (God, I like your sense of humor dude!). I am almost always completely psyched about being on a train here, so I was having a ball observing them, and the discomfort they were causing. Sure they were a nuisance and someone should have thrown them out of the (moving) train, but they were two young girls, travelling alone at night on a train, having the time of their (probably sad) lives, and they were pulling it off in style! Could this have happened in a country like India? No chance! What’s the probability two dudes could be and would be pulling this off on a train ride on Saturday night? Very high! <br /><br />As they got off the train, the girls smiled at all the people who had stared and complained. From the platform, they knocked loudly at a window, and waved goodbye with idiotic grins on their faces. The guy next to the window angrily flipped the bird, but that just made them (and me) laugh even more! Sure their food packets, abandoned on the seat, gave off whiffs from hell for a good hour after they were gone, but as I left the train, I found myself humming the corny song that played on their phones.Ink Spillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13643494624735462233noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9275631.post-61290065098472174302011-07-04T14:25:00.000-07:002011-07-04T14:29:00.176-07:00Psyche illEverybody has a cycle in Amsterdam. Some people even have a tiny cycle that carries their big cycle. Many people who have not yet learnt how to walk or talk have a cycle. I am almost certain most babies emerge from their mothers’ wombs pedaling away on a bicycle. “Push Mevrow Push!” “Head! 2 arms! 2 legs! 2 wheels! It’s a perfect baby!”<br /><br />There are dedicated lanes, bike shops, bike rentals, bike repair, bike everything except bike classes everywhere you look. So how long can you resist getting onto a bike? Just because you never got beyond balancing yourself on two wheels is not a good enough excuse to walk about everywhere or use public transport, is it? <br /><br />And that’s why I went bike hunting last week. Almost fell off about 10 bikes in various shops in various cities, and realized that there were probably 2 or 3 bikes in this whole country that I could successfully ride: low seat (at five feet four, I can barely see the top of the heads of Dutch bicycle-riding toddlers), hand brakes (with biking, like with speaking, I cannot stop once I start), and pedals that freely move backwards so that I can take the Vastu-approved stance (right leg up) for propelling my bulk into forward motion without STEC (Skull-To-Earth-Contact). <br /><br />One of these 2 or 3 bikes awaited me at a second-hand bike store this Saturday! It stood alone alone in a corner, and the token cobweb to denote age and neglect, the hasty and clumsy coat of silver paint to denote its potential stolen status, and the smile on its face as soon as it saw me (or so I’d like to think) sealed the deal. All that was left was to take it for a test ride, and as soon as I dragged it to a quiet lane, sat down and started pedaling, the seat began to sink down (just like office chairs do, when you’re yelling angrily in a meeting). How many of you cousins of Lance Armstrong can claim to have ridden a bicycle with a rapidly sinking seat? I did not fall, and if a cycle can be evil and still safe, that cycle was made for me! Or more likely, it was stolen from someone, painted crudely, and decorated with a cobweb for me.<br /><br />I paid an unreasonably high amount to the shopkeeper and went cycling in a park. Then on a semi-busy road. And since then, I’ve been practicing in an open space near my house. I’m getting so good at it that today I accidentally rode it with the front wheel turned 180 degrees and the brakes facing me! And I still did not fall! Is this cycle great or what?<br /><br />It would be childish and immature to name the cycle, so I thought a lot about it, and I cannot decide between Masakkali (mah-cycle-y) and Dogmatix (because the tiny cycle and I look like Dogmatix and Obelix going for a walk). <br /><br />Wish us luck! And remind me to buy liability insurance. Using the brakes is not on my list of things to learn till next week!Ink Spillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13643494624735462233noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9275631.post-26938582938179046832011-06-30T13:47:00.000-07:002011-06-30T13:48:25.171-07:00The Silence Is RestThen:<br />We lived in a busy lane just a few months ago. Cars, motorcycles, and even buses and trucks used to pass right under our home in a honking hurry to reach their destination. The half-dozen children in the building, whose parents had bought peaceful homes and not anticipated the traffic diversions that Bangalore would collapse without, would scream their lungs out in the stairwell, forced to exhaust their bountiful supply of childhood energy without stepping out the building. In this cacophonous neighborhood pressure cookers would whistle, music wafted in through the window, and the neighborhood alcoholic and his wife would have a screaming match with dogs barking to egg them on. <br /><br />And now:<br />The calluses on my feet beat a hollow rhythm as I walk barefoot on the floors of my home. Their sound is deafening. Through the double-glazed, weather-proof windows, not a whisper can pass. When the windows are opened to let it fresh air, one only catches the polite whoosh of cars going swiftly and silently by. Even the construction of the large complex across the road is progressing without much smash-clatter-bang. <br /><br />They who can be calm in a storm are admirable. I cannot claim membership to their club. For me, my new-found silence is precious. Long days that go by without uttering a word, long naps that end only because I want to wake up, long periods of quiet that let you reflect without having to resist the constant assault of new stimuli…I am addicted to them all. <br /><br />Some would say the din I’ve left behind is life-affirming: a heady cocktail of sound gushing through the labyrinth of existence. For me, there is too much life in that noise, and too much noise in that life.Ink Spillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13643494624735462233noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9275631.post-27933390482724510122011-06-23T14:05:00.000-07:002011-06-23T14:07:50.553-07:00Train FanWhat I love most about Europe is the trains. Clean, spacious, fast and comfortable. With huge windows that show you some of the best sights you’re likely to come across in life. Just settle in, put your coffee cup on the little table, and, if you’re feeling cheeky, lay a newspaper on the seat opposite you and put your feet up, and as the train pulls out of your pretty station, get set for a ride like none other.<br />Don’t look at anything that’s too close to you, or your head will spin! Focus on the distant horizon instead. It’s the best policy for life and for train rides. Take breaks from the view, else you’ll be possessed by a demonic urge to crash through the panes and go walking in that green field or the patch of woods you just passed by. Look at your fellow passengers intermittently: smile at the old ladies and get smiled back at (the sister recommends this highly), assure the two Italian hooligans that they did NOT need to punch their tickets at the station, smile pleadingly at the British girl to dissuade her from spending the next two hours talking on the phone about a party she’s planning. <br />If you have a long day ahead of or behind you, try a nap. Be prepared for the finger of authority poking your sleepy shoulder and demanding to see your ticket, though. Scores of fake sleepyheads have obviously tried to snooze their way out of buying a ticket, and your snores are falling on deaf and cutely suspicious ears.<br />The train is also a great place to catch up with work, because your real life partner, the Internet, is not there to distract you. Read a book, complete an assignment, or dream up the emails you need to send out. The next stop is: Workstation!<br />I just love the trains. Grumpy office-goers complain that the trains always run late (which they actually do, in the mornings), but what do grumpy office-goers know about trains running late? Yaatrigan kripaya dhyaan dein: Hyderabad ko jaaney waali AP Express samay se 12 ghantey deri se ravaana hogi…. <br />I’ve been looking for an adventure, a sanctuary, a bedazzling, shifting panorama, and a long journey. For me, the trains of Europe are running right on time. Goede Reis!Ink Spillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13643494624735462233noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9275631.post-42696398177514523072011-06-19T14:52:00.001-07:002011-06-19T14:59:03.507-07:00Dutch Gotilla :(Being in a writing profession and moving temporarily to a non-English-speaking country (at least as far as the job market is concerned) brings w<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">ith it a dilemma: should I learn a new language and maybe not stay long enough to use it? Even if I study it for two years, there's no way I can be "writing" in it with any level of confidence. If I join day classes and get one of the two jobs in the country that I am qualified for? <div>So I've just been learning Dutch off the signboards, and having fun with it. Apologies if someone is hurt, but I just have to mix up everything I see! </div><div><br />Today's multilingual atyachar: "I am a flower-arranger lady" in Dutch + Hindi/Urdu + Japanese + Gujarati = "Ik ben ik ikebana ben"<br /></div><div><br /></span></div>Ink Spillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13643494624735462233noreply@blogger.com1